Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Anti Joke

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