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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

im @ work, LOL.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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