What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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