- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

giddy goat

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Do you know what color comes after 9?

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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