- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

knock knock who's there no one

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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