Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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David Silberberg is gay

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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