- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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