A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

My life :(

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Safe sex MR

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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