your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Here's another:

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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