- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

You know what's funny? Clowns.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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