- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Why did it die Nothing died

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

lol a man is drowning

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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