- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Rigo your a stupid ass

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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