- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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