- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Knock, knock. Come in.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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