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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

boobs.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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