Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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