- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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