What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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