- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Your biggest fan.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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