What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

this is not a joke. jks

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

i have to pee out my ass.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Three black men were walking...

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

poopoo

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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