- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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