- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

what?

Hi

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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