- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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