- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Rigo your a stupid ass

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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