- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock opens the door

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

Nickelback

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Where's my baby??

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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