- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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