learn the ropes?

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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