What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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This is a joke setup.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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Autism speaks but not really

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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TOBUSCUS

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