- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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