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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Hi

Gorden Brown.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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