BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Hi

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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what?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Neither have I

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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