I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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hi will

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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