Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Hello Braydon

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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