- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

There's my tractor.

I LIKE TRAINS

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Your biggest fan.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Women's rights

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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