Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

what do u call a black man a black man

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

LIFE :(

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

The NBA and womens sports

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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