Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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