- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

This is not a joke

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

TIMMAH!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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