Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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