Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What time is it? 20:45.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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