How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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