The NBA and womens sports

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i lost the game

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Women's rights.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

The government

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

what's worst than being gay? being black

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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