- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

There's my tractor.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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