Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Womens Rights

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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