A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Gay Rights

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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