How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Whats the difference between a frog?

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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