- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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