Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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Butt poop.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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The Christian Bible.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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