- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

The joke below is absolute shit.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Poop swing

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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