what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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fava beans

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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WNBA

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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PSN IS UP

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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