BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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