there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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