- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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