- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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