Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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