- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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