- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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