Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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