What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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