- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Poop swing

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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