Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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i am and me is i

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Anti Joke

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