mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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