- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I like colin but not as much as apple

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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