what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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JUST KIDDING^

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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People Order Our Patties

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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He walked in a bar

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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