A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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