- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

You see how lame this is?

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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