How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Justin's hair

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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