What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Politics

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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