You are Nerochan right?

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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