whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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penis

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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whats 69+2? 71

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9

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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