whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hey John will you make some copies

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