What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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