- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

If you were a cactus, why?

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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