Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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