- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

giddy goat

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

Do you know what color comes after 9?

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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