- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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