- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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