Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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I have a gay camel

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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