Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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