- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 69+2? 71

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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